butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
should my penis look like a turkey
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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