normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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