is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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