Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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