still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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