But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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