I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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