Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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