I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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