DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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