you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
