I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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