i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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