i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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