I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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