I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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