ya dads aren't the best wingmen
id be glad to
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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