so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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