We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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