I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize