yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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