Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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