oh god the rape fog is back!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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