Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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