found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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