One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
my poor anus
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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