yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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