i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it glows. i had to have it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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