can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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