What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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