I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
is wine microwaveable?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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