No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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