i would punch a child for taco bell
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We were destined to go to rehab together
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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