Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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