I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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