She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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