But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think people are normalizing furries
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
