So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
