Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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