brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
