Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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