You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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