I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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