Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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