We're facebook friends in real life
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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