There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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