So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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