So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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