rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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