theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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