At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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