So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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