Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
