My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
