Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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