she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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