I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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