Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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